May 2008 Archives

(*first low res records ad ever, appearing in massive magazine summer 1998, wtf is up with that logo?)

10 years for THIS? *SIGH*

Order and deformity, repentance and calamity. Late night showdowns and big fat hoedowns. Fear, restlessness. Anxiety, impending doom. Mother fucking Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. 10 years baby. In it to win it.

c64 mixes the entire Low Res discography into one solid long earbeating. You thought it couldn't be done? Preposterous! World class top shelf numero uno international playboy extraordinaire, mister dj c64 lays down the industrial funk long and strong. Dross:tik and Low Res Records presents a joint worth smokin', that's right you heard it right. Click on the link and we'll give you the tracklisting, so close to being done it isn't funny.

Slamming Dutch Breakcore for the Teddy Riley on crack in all of us. So-called intelligent dance music is for old ladies and paperboys, improve your groove and get this shit in your earhole QUICK. Chilly willy melodies and ice cold beats to shiver your spine armored axe, while you hack at the triggidy trolls and pillage the land with your guild of stank armored pig-grilled saxon hammers and pigtailed maiden coochie, YOU WILL NEED THIS. Phantom fresh programming and a sense of severity like no other, defile your mommas speakers the right way, DO IT WITH MEANDER ON LOW RES. Designed to play at volume levels of "11" or greater, this is what the real shit sounds like son, take a lesson, yes, yes, y'all.

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