A's 4 FAQ's
1. Don't ASK if we're accepting demos, either send it or don't. We are ALWAYS accepting demos. The address is at the bottom of every page on this website. Don't try to start a dialogue about how this is your first demo or your last demo. We won't respond. We avoid everybody equally.
2. If you send a demo and don't get a reply, it doesn't mean we hate you, so don't take it personally. Even if we do like your demo, it will probably take longer than expected to receive a reply, possibly even a year or more. We are very busy monkeys and we have no concept of time. In fact, on certain days, we're quite convinced time doesn't exist.
3. If you send an email (non-demo related) and SERIOUSLY expect a reply, use a clever subject line and possibly something eye-catching like ALL CAPS. Otherwise it will be deleted in a flood of spam by our very clever spambot annihilation filters. Our robots are smarter than your robots. So if you must, abuse@lowres.com.
4. LOW RES is TWO WORDS. A common typo, obviously. If we could put a space in our domain name, it'd be there, but we can't, so it isn't. Don't take it literally.
5. Yes, the Low Res store has a Paypal account for accepting payment. abuse@lowres.com. Be sure to include order information with your paypal payment.
6. If you receive defective merchandise from the Low Res store (i.e. cracked, broken, damaged products), please contact Earl Scheib for cheap repair estimates.
7. Ebaying our records? Good luck.
8. We forget what 8 was for.
9. If you are between the ages of 18 and 54, can commute to Detroit, MI, USA on a regular basis (not necessarily every day), and are highly motivated, capable, and get it, then you could qualify as an intern. Being able to read, write, and spell your own name will help.
10. We love Detroit. We have always loved Detroit, and we will be here when the Superbowl is long over and General Motors has gone bankrupt.
